Then, she'll explore your cabinets until she finds just the right cleaner. Next, she'll saturate your floors in the cleaner of her choice. This task should only be performed by a professional cleaning baby. Do not attempt at home.When the mail arrives, Porgie will clip all those pesky coupons for you.
And then she'll clean up the mess (or eat the mess).
As the day nears an end, Porgie will carefully brush your children's teeth. She is an excellent tooth brusher. Trust me, you'll be impressed.
Finally, she'll read your children a bedtime story and tuck them in.
And the best part is, you can tell your husband that you have been busy cleaning and caring for the children all day. He'll never suspect a thing.