Baby Maid

Are you sick of doing all the household chores? Are your days spent scrubbing and cleaning, with little or no thanks? Well, I have a solution for you! Its called baby maid. What is baby maid? Baby maid is a fabulous new service, where I send little Porgie over to your house to clean, and to care for your children. Don't worry, she comes highly recommended.First, she'll swifer all of your floors. She thinks this task is terribly exciting - note the expression on her face.
Then, she'll explore your cabinets until she finds just the right cleaner. Next, she'll saturate your floors in the cleaner of her choice. This task should only be performed by a professional cleaning baby. Do not attempt at home.When the mail arrives, Porgie will clip all those pesky coupons for you.

And then she'll clean up the mess (or eat the mess).

As the day nears an end, Porgie will carefully brush your children's teeth. She is an excellent tooth brusher. Trust me, you'll be impressed.

Finally, she'll read your children a bedtime story and tuck them in.

And the best part is, you can tell your husband that you have been busy cleaning and caring for the children all day. He'll never suspect a thing.