Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Chinese people love me

I have a little problem. I seem to be getting a million emails a day from Chinese people. Here is some photographic evidence...
I shit you not, I get at least 30 emails a day from Chinese people. I have no idea how they got my email address or how to make them stop.

The worst part is, I am actually pretty interested in figuring out what all these emails say. Can anyone translate for me?

17 comments:

Amanda said...

Maybe it's better not knowing what they say, if you know what i mean!!!
Take Care and have fun translating the chinese text!
Love Amanda x
( if you ever find out what the e-mails say, please inform me! )

Chas said...

At least they all go to the spam folder, or at least they do for me....though I probably only get 1 of these Asian type emails per every 50 spam emails or so...they must really like you ;).

Dooneybug said...

You are so funny! They probably just want to give you money if you'll just provided them your bank account information and social security number.

Jenn said...

I don't get those ,but my husband gets lots like that on his work email! I did get one this morning though that said Jennifer summer is the time for flings come check us out! ah.....No thanks !

Z's Mom said...

Wow...I get a lot of spam....but none in Chinese. Makes you wonder how they got your email....

amanda said...

jealous.

i never get any cool chinese emails!!

i am guessing if you could translate they would say how very pretty you are.

:)

Marni Tiani Self said...

It looks like spam to me. I mean, Louis Vutton?

Jeninacide said...

I could translate them for you- but it'll cost ya. ; )

Have you tried one of those software-generated translators on the internet? They are totally unreliable and I would never recommend it for professional use of any kind- but it might be funny!

(P.S. did you know that I work in a translation company?)

Mama Kalila said...

LOL... Mine's not quite that bad... but I get quite a few in Arabic. They aren't spam though, they're from friends... who know I can't read it yet! About half the time there are really cool pictures in them so I don't mind so much. Besides, I love the way Arabic looks.

Eva said...

Wow, mine are pretty much all about my penis. I am concerned it's not large enough and so I appreciate hearing about new products which could help.

Tabitha said...

That is hilarious !!!
You are obviously popular in China!!
I wonder what they say too!!
I get all sorts of spam e mails, but never in chinese ha ha!!
love and hugs ~ Tabitha XXX

anymommy said...

That is a whole new realm of spam. Good luck!

Dana said...

that is so fuc*ing hilarious.. excuse my bad language!! You are too funny.. I wonder why that is happeneing.. LOL...

Danielle said...

That is crazy! I have never ever seent hat before. I hope you find out what they say.

Rachel said...

I wish I could remember that one site that you can go on...oh babblefish..you can insert the text and it will transalte.

Melain said...

I love the little Louis Vuitton teaser! LOL! That's hilarious!

Nellie said...

That is damn funny. I was seriously LOL! What the hell are those? I've never seen one! :)