Remember those fancy new glasses I told you about? Well, I have only worn them one time. Why would I pay two hundred dollars for a pair of glasses and only wear them one time? Because they sit crooked on my face.
I was baffled by this phenomenon. I have been wearing glasses for 8 years, and I have never experienced this before. Did my ears suddenly shift positions? I talked to John about the problem, and he told me to take them back to place where I purchased them. But then I would have to admit that my ears are crooked. I decided that I would rather wear my old glasses instead.
Then last week I left my old pair of glasses on the table, while I went to blow dry my hair. I came back to get my glasses, but they were gone. I searched high and low, but the glasses were nowhere to be found. Finally, I asked Porgie where my glasses were. She took off running for the kitchen. She retrieved the glasses from underneath Izzy's exersaucer. Hmmmm? Porgie handed me the glasses, and it was apparent why she had hid them. They were bent badly. I tried and tried to bend them back into place, but they felt lopsided on my head. Great!
I got out my new glasses, thinking that they would be less lopsided than the badly bent glasses. I put them on, but they felt even MORE lopsided than the glasses that Porgie bent to hell and back. So, now I have two pairs of glasses that sit lopsided on my stupid face. DAMN IT!
I guess I am going to have do the walk of shame at the eye doctor's office, and admit that my ears are uneven.