Impressive

I am dying over here people. I am sooooooooo sick. This has got to be the worst cold I've had in years. My throat hurts, my ears hurt, my head hurts, my eyes are watery, my nose is runny, and I get winded walking to the bathroom. I just want to curl up in a ball and sleep. But I can't. Instead, I have to entertain my wayward children. We have been doing lots of coloring. Porgie is getting really good at staying in the lines. If this isn't impressive, I don't know what is...
Okay, I am starting to feel a little dizzy. I need to get back to my bed.