Saturday, September 22, 2007

There is a tear in my beer and I am crying for you dear...

Things that happened last week...

1. I took Porgie to Borders for "story hour." She was an awful beast, who refused to sit in her stroller or on my lap. She was pulling books off of the shelves and driving her mama INSANE.

2. I had an ultrasound appointment. The tech wouldn't let me watch the screen while she performed the growth check. Then she printed out two pictures, which looked exactly the same. BITCH.

3. The scheduling woman at my doctor's office was trying to trying to charge me a $40.00 co-pay. I do not have a co-pay for ob/gyn visits. I had to argue with her FOREVER. Incompetence runs rampant.

4. My husband was out of town. Enough said.

5. I tried to offer Porgie a new dish at dinner time. She had a complete meltdown. For full dramatic effect, please stay tuned for pictures...

6. My back is aching. When I stand for long periods of time, I feel like my spine is going to snap in half. The only thing that makes me feel better is laying down. Do you know how long I can lay down during the day? .003 seconds.

7. I had this great plan about having my c-section on November 21st. But, the doctors do not agree. Apparently I cannot have a c-section at 38 weeks and 5 days. I can only have a c-section at 39 weeks.

8. I went to the grocery store and had a full cart of groceries. When I got to the register, I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Yes, I am a dumb ass.

But, its over and John is back. Of course, he leaves Monday for another week, but at least he is home now.

9 comments:

S said...

Hang in there!

Eva said...

Oof. I think this calls for chocolate.

Have you tried lying down while Porgie plays?? I was really tired the other day and so I just lay there and my baby crawled back and forth all over me, which wasn't relaxing, but at least I could keep my eyes closed.

Can't wait for the pics!

Rachel said...

Oh sending you love. I have to go to babies r us next week to buy a travel stroller. We could meet and have some lunch.

Sending you back rubs too! and your not a dumb ass.

Amber said...

So sorry you had a bad week :-( That is wierd that the tech lady wouldn't let you see the ultrasound, very lame in my book! Sounds like it was just one bad thing after another, I hope this week is better for you!

Catizhere said...

Ahh, Monday! A brand, new, shiny week!

Hope all the bad stuff is over with & this week brings you nothing but Porgie being a lil cutie & much needed rest.

ACK!! Pregnancy Brain!!!

Carrie said...

big hugs! If I lived in Jersey, I'd babysit and send you for a baby massage!

Katie said...

Re the c-section: really? They won't let you schedule it 2 days early to avoid the holiday? That is LAME

Lainey-Paney said...

Oh, goodness. What an AWFUL week.

I remember the backaches when I was pg w/ Gage. My back would hurt so bad, i would cry. I took a lot of warm baths....

Anth said...

Hey I did #8 too and it was awful as my cart was full of my cravings and I had to leave it behind. And I had been planning to go to Panda Express afterwards for some delicious Mandarin Chicken but obviously I had to forgo that as well. WAH!