1. I have a telephone phobia. I don't mind talking on the phone, but I get really nervous when I call other people. My heart starts pounding, and I get a little shaky. Yes, I belong in an insane asylum.
2. I never put shoes on my child. Why? Because I am secretly a hillbilly. The only time Porgie wears shoes, is when I know that she will be walking out in public. Countless strangers have commented on her bare tootsies. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS STRANGERS!
3. I am the man in my marriage. I often tell John that he is my little woman. He does 90% of the cooking and cleaning. He also enjoys nagging me about all of my little quirks - like forgetting to put lids on containers, failing to turn over the diaper champ, and getting water all over the bathroom.
4. I have a crush on Fred Savage. Who is Fred Savage? He is the guy who played Kevin on the Wonder Years. I have been in love with him since I was a little girl. John insists that he is ugly. What do you think?
5. My favorite food is Pop tarts. I LOVE LOVE LOVE pop tarts. I would eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if I could. Pop tarts are sooo yummy. By the way, strawberry is my favorite flavor.
6. I fantasize about being old. I am always talking about how fun life will be when I am 70. Maybe I've been hanging out with my neighbors for too long...
7. when talking, I mix up words that sound similar. For example, I will refer to the Pacific Ocean as the Specific Ocean. I get very embarrassed when I make this mistake. Other people must think I am a total moron.
Come on and share your weird little quirks with me. Pretty please.
Although everyone is welcome to play, I am tagging Rachel, Shannon, and S.
6 comments:
k totally want to participate..but have to wait till like noonish when my brain stops spewing out shit and i can write something brilliant!
Pop Tarts are awesome! I would eat them all day long too!
I love #6...so many people, myself included, worry about getting old. It's so cool that you fantasize about it.
And, yes. My husband is the "woman" in the relationship too. He's so much better at the domestic stuff (and enjoys it more) that it's not even funny.
Fred Savage is TOTALLY HOT. I also have a thing for Vincent D'Onofrio.
I used to call neopolitan ice cream metropolitan ice cream.
My baby rarely wears shoes, either. I mean, she DOESN'T WALK. Even if she were walking, I doubt I would want her to walk in the grocery store.
we have #7 in common. Instead of Hubba Bubba bubble gum, it's Bubba Yubba. There are a few others, but I'll save them for my meme.
Thanks for tagging! It gives me something to write about.
had the biggest crush on fred savage. i mean huge. i was an extra on the wonder years when i was little and i actually talked to him and got his autograph. i was in love for years.
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