This is how I cook

I was tagged for a recipe meme. Obviously poor Eva has lost her mind - I don't cook. In an effort to be a good sport, here are my four "recipes."

Poptarts
- go to any grocery store
- purchase a box of poptarts (I recommend strawberry, but you can choose any flavor)
- take them out of wrapper
- put them in the toaster
- eat them

Yogurt
- go to any grocery store
- purchase a cup of yogurt
- remove the lid and peel off top
- eat with a spoon

Vegetarian Potpie
- go to your nearest health food store
- purchase a potpie
- follow the directions on the back of the box

Ice Cream
- go to any grocery store
- purchase a pint of ice cream (I recommend Ben & Jerry's)
- eat half of the container and save the rest for tomorrow

I am not going to tag anyone. If you want to play, the rules are listed below.

The rules:
1. Let others know who tagged you.
2. Players start with 4 recipes they especially like.
3. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 4 recipes.
4. Players should tag 4 other people and notify them they have been tagged.