Apparently, it was suppose to be nice out today. The weather lady said it was "picture prefect" outside. The dumb whore obviously isn't pregnant.
Thinking that it was a nice day, I walked Porgie to the park. I was sweating like a hog. I was so HOT. Seriously, by the time I got home my clothes were drenched with sweat.
Anyways, lets get back to the main point of this post. I took Porgie to the park, and was pleasantly surprised to see several other toddlers playing. I put Porgie down to walk around, when a little boy named Bruno started following her around.
This child was obsessed with my precious baby girl. He tried to give Porgie leaves and grass- she wasn't interested. He kept trying to touch her hair - she was too fast. He gave her about 56 hugs - still not very good at the whole balance thing, she just toppled over. Finally, he tried to kiss her - she ducked her head and waved her arms in protest.
Bruno had a crush on Porgie. Without a doubt, it was one of the cutest things I have ever seen.