I am losing my freaking mind. Seriously, I think I am in the beginning stages of Alzheimer's disease.
Yesterday I shaved my legs. Or at least, I thought I shaved my legs. Upon getting dressed, I realized that one of my legs was nice and smooth. The other leg was obviously very hairy. I only shaved one of my legs. Who does that? People with no brain, that is who!
About 30 minutes later I went to the basement to do some laundry. Both the washer and dryer were full of clothes. I took the laundry out of the dryer, closed the door, and then turned the machine on. I opened the washing machine and was confused to see all of my wet clothes. What did I just put in the dryer? NOTHING. I was drying NOTHING. The dryer was empty.
I am crossing my fingers that I can still remember how to cook dinner and operate my vehicle. Wish me luck!
5 comments:
I have heard you lose half your brain with each pregnancy. According to my calculations I have about a 1/4 left of its original size.
Are you pregnant? :)
dude i totally ran a red light this morning. like saw it and didn't comprehend the whole stop concept till i was through it.
mommy brain is rough.
Did you seriously just bash me publicly on your blog?! WTF? hehehehehe
I totally did that a few months ago. I went all day thinking I shaved BOTH legs, when in fact, I had a hairy leg. Mwaahahahaha. The adventures in mommyhood. :)
I have actually done both of those things.
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