I take it all back. Potty training sucks ass. My children absolutely refuse to poop on the potty. Neither of them have pooped in the last 48 hours. What the hell? How am I supposed to convince them to shit? I've tried bribing them, but doesn't seem to be very effective. And Izzy is having lots of trouble reading his body's signals. Every 5 minutes he claims that he has to pee or poo. We run to the bathroom and NOTHING HAPPENS. Gah. So, I am fed up with potty training. You would think the little brats would be happy that they no longer have to sit in their own urine and feces. Damn kids.
In their defense, John had to work late last night, and I may have been a little frazzled from all of the accidents BOTH kids kept having. By the time 8 pm rolled around, I was near tears. I was sick of the constant talk of underwear and big kids and poo poo and pee pee. If I had diapers in the house, both kids would have been wearing them. Well, technically we did have diapers in the house - overnight diapers. But those things cost a million dollars per pack, and there was no way in hell I was going to waste them frivolously.
So enlighten me dear internet friends. How do I get my kids to shit on the toilet. Sorry for all the potty language. Ha ha...I am so damn funny:)