I am bored internet. I keep creating all of these pointless projects to occupy my time, but I am too damn lazy to actually complete them.
I recently decided to paint all of the doors in my house. Why do I want to paint all the doors? I have no freaking idea, but apparently it needs to be done. So, I went to Lowe's and bought a can of primer and a can of white paint. I came home, put the painting supplies in the closet, and then sat down on the couch to twiddle my thumbs. As you might have guessed, I haven't painted one damn door yet.
I also have this fabulous plan to organize all of the clothes that Porgie and Izzy have outgrown. Currently, I have all of their clothes haphazardly shoved into boxes and bags. I want to buy plastic storage bins and sort them according to size. Why do I want to organized every article of baby clothing I own? I have no freaking idea, but apparently it needs to be done. So, I went to Big Lots to buy some storage bins. But they were too expensive - $8 for one bin! I need at least 6 bins, so I am hoping to find them a little cheaper. So, we are going to my beloved Target tomorrow to price plastic storage bins. After I purchase the bins, I am sure I will pack them away in a closet, so that I will have more time to shoot the breeze.
I'll spare you the details of the last project, but it involves painting. And toilets. And vanities. Yes, I want to redecorate my bathroom. And when I say "I want to redecorated the bathroom," I mean that I want to hire someone to redecorate the bathroom. Because I have important things to do - like watch television or eat cookies or read blogs.