1. People who get a dog, and then give it away 3 days later. Are you retarded? You have to TRAIN your dog. It takes longer than 3 days genius.
2. People who take up two parking spots. Seriously? Were you so rushed to get to Target that you couldn't park between two white lines?
3. People who have infants who sleep. Not only do you annoy me, but I also hate you. It is not your fault that your child sleeps great, and I am sorry, but you're still an annoying asshole.
4. People who are naturally skinny - with very little effort. Or even worse, people who complain about not being able to gain weight. Eat some damn cookies! It works for me.
5. People who use the phrase git-r-done. AHHHHHHH!!! This drives me INSANE. A guy in our neighborhood has this slogan posted on his crappy pick-up truck. Every time I see it, I am tempted to throw a rock at his windshield.