Wednesday, March 4, 2009

People who annoy me

1. People who get a dog, and then give it away 3 days later. Are you retarded? You have to TRAIN your dog. It takes longer than 3 days genius.

2. People who take up two parking spots. Seriously? Were you so rushed to get to Target that you couldn't park between two white lines?

3. People who have infants who sleep. Not only do you annoy me, but I also hate you. It is not your fault that your child sleeps great, and I am sorry, but you're still an annoying asshole.

4. People who are naturally skinny - with very little effort. Or even worse, people who complain about not being able to gain weight. Eat some damn cookies! It works for me.

5. People who use the phrase git-r-done. AHHHHHHH!!! This drives me INSANE. A guy in our neighborhood has this slogan posted on his crappy pick-up truck. Every time I see it, I am tempted to throw a rock at his windshield.


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Christy said...

1 - totally agree
2 - I HATE these people. There's a guy at my wegmans who does this with his shiny ass corvette every time...i'm so tempted to do what my grandmother once did to someone who parked too close to her car - write "SHAME ON YOU" in red lipstick on the driver's side window. Should I?!?!
3 - no comment. you hate me.
5 - that slogan is as bad as those idiots with the black and white sticker of a stick figure peeing! huh?!

Heather @ boy, girl, and a pug said...

Is someone having a bad day?:)

And sorry, but right now number 4 is me. However, once the chemo is over the cookies will definitely work for me!

dani said...

ha!!! i thought the slogan was something you saw while at home for Christmas, christh:b i was going to say, "well, that's kentucky for you!!!" but, in jersey??? bahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
as far as parking goes... i am a terrible parker. however, you will be happy to know that i will back up and re-enter a parking spot as many times as i have to in order to NOT take up two spots:)
have a good day!!!

jen said...

i agree.
with every. single. one.

Lainey-Paney said...

the last one----throw the rock, and then leave a sticky note: "got it done."

Misguided Mommy said...

no no what is worse, naturally skinny people who complain about their bullshit invisible love handles. Oh look i am soooo fat i have love handles here look at my taught little tan stomach in my size four lucky jeans I'M SOOOOOOOO FAT.

Yeah I fucking hate those bitches!

and babies who sleep...unheard of?

Anonymous said...

How about the a-hole who takes your parking space that you just spent 45 minutes shoveling out to go to the friggin' deli to get lunch-meat for your lazy-ass husband who PASSES the store on his way home from work? In his 4x4TRUCK no less while I load our CHILDREN into my leetle teeny-tiny-front wheel drive convertible?
Hand to God, Christy. I was gone for 15 minutes. If it wasn't 12 degrees out, I would have walked the kids to the deli.

The Woman said...

I'm with you on all but 1 and 5 are tops

Marni's Organized Mess said...

I'm only 3. I am with ya. ;-) You can hate me though, that one is worth it. If I don't get my sleep I am a bitch. Beyond bitch.

Oh and why do you think I've posted so much damn crap and thinking into the cat? Because I am like you... it must be thought through.

We got two, I will post them on later on.


Amanda said...

I couldn't agree more ~ but with the exception to number 5, have never heard of that one before!
Amanda x

Eva said...

Way more people than this annoy me!

amanda said...

great now i need to go and get some cookies. and i was doing so good today!

and for the record my list is waaaay longer :)

ps - think nph might change his mind just for us??

Clare said...

i hear you on the parking, one day someone parked so close to me I couldn't get my son in his car seat. I mean really...take the time and park right! they got a nasty note on their car:)

i hate the get-r-done, sometimes my dad says it just to make me mad, and i think it is so gross and annoying!

Rachel said...

UGH-you hate me because Samantha sleeps. Oh but wait I paid my dues with Max! hahaha

Jeninacide said...

LOL! I hate that phrase also! Also the skinny people should take up wine drinking as well as cookie eating. That's what works for me!

Jeninacide said...

oh also agree with you on the people with babies that sleep. HATE! >:-/

Kate Coveny Hood said...

This was VERY funny. I had never heard "git-r-done" until a few years ago. My husband looked at me like I was from another planet.

People with babies who sleep through the night will get it back later in some other way. Everyone has to pay the price of parenthood.

All these B's and Me! said...

I laughed so hard I actually snorted! At work to make it worse!! LOL

Mama Kalila said...

I agree on you w/ most of those... I suppose I am number 4 but that's ok. My list includes the exact opposite.

If I have to hear someone tell me how lucky I have it that pounds keep falling off when I not only don't need them to but am worried sick that they will I will scream. Of course that's better than the you must be anorexic or bulemic line that I've heard my whole life (note: am not and never have been)or the you shouldn't get upset when people give you a hard time about not weighing enough because you don't understand how hard we have it people (ummm... yeah I do, my husband is overweight and so are my parents.. it's the exact same thing).

I really wish the eating cookies thing worked for me... Instead if I eat too many of them I end up crashed on the couch w/ extremely low blood sugar. It sucks. The only thing that helped was getting pregnant... (reason number 323423 I'm looking forward to baby #2 lol) Everything turned around for 9 months... I even gained enough weight for the dr to start griping at me. I loved every second of it.

Sorry soapbox here... I'll get off now. I didn't really mean it aimed at you either btw... I'm just touchy after dealing w/ this for years.

Mama Kalila said...

Sorry, you can erase that last comment if you like... My daughter hasn't been sleeping either and I'm not doing to well in the temper department right now (esp since she just tore up one of my books lol)... and like I said, touchy subject. The last time someone brought it up I got blasted at my own baby shower to the point of tears. I think I need a break... did someone mention wine?

Danielle said...

I am with you on the sleeping infants. I work at staying thin...does that still make me a #4? I suck at parking but usually only take up one spot. People who say Git r Done whould be publicly stoned.

MarvelousMOM said...

hahaha, agreed...although I don't have any room to talk about the sleeping baby. I hate the people that get a dog even though they can't keep their house or car or feed the two that they have.

Jiff said...

I am one of those people who have an infant that sleeps. Sorry. She's 11 months now, but she started sleeping through the night pretty early.

I absolutely HATE the Git R Done thing too. And you know what else I hate even MORE? Those damn "ball sacks" that hang off the rear of the truck. Those people usually say Git R Done all the time too.

Lindz said...

High school kids annoy me on a daily basis. Especially the disrespectful, perv boys that think it is funny to stuff a water bottle down their pants and then ask me to go to the bathroom hoping I'll notice their fake (and VERY optimistic) boner. SICK. Then other days I like them (but never when they fake boners.)

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Dana said...

AMEN AMEN AMEN to them all... I feel the EXACT same way.... i could have written this post!!

well said

Tabitha said...

Oh goodness ~ you make me laugh so much!
I totally agree with number 4 ~ cookies worked for me too ha ha !!
Love and hugs Tabitha XXXX

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