Okay, that is enough complaining about my daughter. She hates ballet and pooping on the potty - big deal! My life could be a lot worse. But it felt good to get those feelings off my chest. Geez, kids are so frustrating sometimes.
Now I want to talk about my braces. A few of my teeth still hurt, which I think is really strange. It has been 3 weeks since I had my braces put on, but my lateral incisors and one of my front teeth are still achy. The front tooth hurts the most. In response to this pain, I have started having nightmares about my teeth. Last night I dreamed that half of my front tooth chipped off while I was eating, and my back teeth were squishy. They literally felt like marshmallows. In my dream I was really panicked. I woke up sweating and shaking. How weird is that? But it seemed so real.
I also want to discuss my growing hatred for squirrels. Those little fuckers won't stop chewing on our swingset. GAH! Every time I walk into our backyard, I can feel my blood pressure rise. They have chewed away most of the spindles. They have nibbled the entire picnic table area. They have even been chewing on the framework. Why? Why would squirrels want to eat our swingset? The part that pisses me off the most is that we haven't even finished paying for the fucking thing. By the time we have the swingset paid in full, it won't even be sturdy enough for the kids to play on. Fucking squirrels.
And finally, let's talk about Amazon. I've mentioned on here before that I am obsessed with the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlene Harris. I LOVE them. The latest book was scheduled to be released on May 4th. So, I pre-ordered the book from Amazon in April. Today is the 6th, and Amazon still hasn't shipped my fucking book. Grrrrr. I WANT MY SOOKIE STACKHOUSE BOOK! DON'T THOSE FUCKER KNOW THAT MY DAUGHTER WON'T POOP ON THE POTTY, MY TEETH HURT, AND SQUIRRELS ARE EATING MY SWING SET?
I think I need a stiff drink.