I think it is an urban myth that newborns actually sleep, because Porgie NEVER slept and Izzy NEVER sleeps. It makes me want to rip my hair out and scream at the top of my lungs - GO TO FUCKING SLEEP! JUST CLOSE YOUR DAMN EYES AND SLEEP! But even if I screamed this, Izzy would not go to sleep. Because newborns are little bastards.
Don't feel sorry for little Izzy. I don't actually torture him with my rantings. Instead, I come here and torture you with my rantings.
I am tired mom, but there is no way in hell I am going to sleep!