This will be the last post for a few days. I plan to be back in business by Tuesday, because what else am I going to do while I am recovering from surgery? So, I am expecting all of you to write some brilliant and witty posts for my entertainment. Don't let me down internet friends!
I always think of great blog posts in the middle of the night or while I am grocery shopping or even while I am changing a poopy diaper. I will run to the computer and type a sentence or two, so I won't forget my idea. Except, I always forget my idea. As a result, I have about 15 posts that are in the "draft" stage. Most of them are strange little tidbits, and I have no idea where I was going with the post. Here are a few examples...
Post # 1 titled "Boys"
My baby boy likes to grab his penis and pull it REALLY hard. Honestly, I think he is trying to stretch it all the way to his mouth. This greatly disturbs my husband.
I guess that was the whole story? Maybe I decided that it just wasn't long enough to post.
Post # 2 titled "NO NO NO NO NO"
Porgie says the word "no" with such strength and gusto, that
I can only imagine where this was headed. I envision the words "I want to slap her" finishing that sentence.
Post # 3 titled "Motherhood"
Since having my babies, I have learned many things about being a mother. Some of the lessons have been wonderful, while others have been very unpleasant.
I actually remember this one. I was going to do a HILARIOUS post on the funny things I have learned from motherhood. But, I just couldn't think of anything funny to say. I am a dork.
Post # 4 titled "Denial"
Izzy is already 3 months old! Can you believe that? He is turning into one of those adorable bouncing babies. It is a beautiful thing, my friends. He laughs and smiles and makes my life complete. As I have watched his personality
I love how I just stopped writing this post mid-sentence and never went back to finish it. I guess I decided that Izzy wasn't that neat after all.
Peace out homies!