Thursday, April 9, 2009

Beaver Boy

After reading all of your comments, I realized that I am in good company. Apparently, all of you curse like sailors too. I am so relieved. At least I know that you won't be terribly offended when my daughter proclaims that you are"so fucking annoying."

Did you know that my son is not human? He is actually a beaver. Here is some photographic evidence...
Where did the horse's tail go?

Izzy loves frog legs. Mmmm.

This blanket used to have a satin boarder.

Izzy's crib. He is going to chew his way out.

I took my baby boy to the park this morning. He is getting so big...We were all having fun until this happened...

21 comments:

Midwest Mommy said...

Wow, he is a chewer. As long as you didn't say he had "Beaver Tails" he's good to go!

Christy said...

So funny Christy. I wonder if they make that stuff that tastes bad for kids - you know, like the stuff you spray on furniture so dogs don't eat it?

kristi said...

LOL...dang!

Jiff said...

LOL. That's funny. We have a cherry crib too...so I hope Bayley doesn't gnaw on hers, but I expect it will happen anyway.

Guess you won't be selling any of his toys to make some extra money. lol.

Marni's Organized Mess said...

That's freaking awesome. I love your posts right now. I can tell you feel slightly elated. Hmmmm, is the sex and sleep still continuing? HAHAH!

Lainey-Paney said...

Wow, he needs some chew toys!

this post made me laugh!

iMommy said...

lol, that cracks me up.

Holy moly he's a biter. Is that a boy thing? Boopie didn't do that... though, come to think of it, Sweetpea is only 5 months and SCREAMS if there isn't something in her mouth....

amanda said...

have i told you lately that you are a big dork??

bc u are :)

Amanda said...

And he is the cutest beaver out there!

Jeninacide said...

Yeah, we had some friends that gave us all these cute little wooden barnyard puzzles- between Cole and the dog you can barely tell what any of the animals are anymore!

Rose said...

you crack me up! I can't believe what he did to the crib! At least you know he has really strong teeth :o)

Z's Mom said...

HAHAHAHA...cute beaver!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

nellie said...

hahahaha! very funny!

Chris said...

Whoa! That crib is amazing. Watch your wood furniture. Ha.

Susan said...

HA!!! That is so funny! You're son has a lovely "coat" of hair. So slick. So shiny.

Tabitha said...

OMG Christy that is soooo funny ~ and boy has he grown!
Great post!
Love and hugs Tab XX

Rachel said...

That is so funny. He has been doing that for a long time. Great post

Mama Kalila said...

LOL That's cute!

Kristin said...

Oh Christy! LOVE this post! LOL! :) You are so funny! And I didn't comment on the other post, but I have a potty mouth too...and you already knew that I'm sure! haha *blushes*

Tabitha said...

Hi Christy ~ just popped over to wish you a Happy easter!
Love and hugs Tab XXXX

dani said...

Bahahahahaaa!!!
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