Christy: What is all over your shirt?
John: Oh, that's just rust.
Christy: Rust?
John: Yeah, I leaned up against a leaky, rusty pipe at work today.
Christy: What?
John: It was a rusty pipe. (At this point, he was getting irritated with my questions.)
Christy: You are not a plumper. Why would you be leaning all over rusty pipes?
John: IT IS ICE CREAM! CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM! ALRIGHT!?!
I shit you not, my husband walked around half of the day looking like this. And he tried to sell the "leaky pipe" story to everyone who asked what was on his shirt. Classic!
27 comments:
hahahaha.....that is way TOO funny! Yeah, it does look more like chocolate than a rust....I should know as this happens to me a lot! ;)
Why do men do that?
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That's great! Hubs are the best at coming up with excuses that aren't the truth. My hubs is the best at calling in!
This post had me rolling, LOVE IT!!! Thanks for the laugh!
LOL - that is halarious
I think I've missed something... plumper?
omg that it hilarious!
"I think I've missed something... plumper?"
Maybe it was a play on words - mixing the plumbing and ice cream? :-D
Nice try, Mr Cakerwaker!!
LOL Are we married to the same guy?
very creative
I thought it was going to be something far worse when you mentioned "plumbing" - so that was not only funny - but also a bit of a relief.
My husband is the worst liar ever. He tries to tell me things like this all the time and I never believe him.
LMAO!!!
That is classic!!!
Hahaha...seriously? Is he embarrassed about eating ice cream? MEN! lol
He is as bad as my boys, although they blame their brothers for the mess, not rusty pipes!
Very creative :D
That is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard!!
Also, something I might totally try myself.
I cannot believe he let you take a picture of him like that!!
That is a pretty good one! Nice try Mr. Cakerwaker!
That is hilarious!!
And my husband gets annoyed too, if I ask (what he feels are) too many questions.
that is too funny!! he's a funny guy your husband!! lol
I'm just laughing so hard! Sorry!!
Ok, so I had to comment on this again. I was staining our swingset last night and was getting stain on my clothes....then I thought about this post again and started laughing...its still funny.
You just made my day. That's hysterical. Even better is that he let you take a picture and post about it. Your husband is a champ.
That is just so funny!!
Having a sneaky icecream is never a good idea when wearing a white shirt ha ha !!
love and hugs XXXX
boys are so lame.
seriously.
(no offense to your hubby of course)
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