Video of Porgie talking

Here is another one of my fabulous videos...

Isn't her little voice so adorable? That was the cutest video EVER! Once again, you're welcome.

Things I don't understand

1. Why are pictures of grapes always purple? Yet every time I go to the grocery store, I only see red and green grapes. When is the last time you ate purple grapes?
2. Not that I do either, but why is alcohol legal, while marijuana is not? Teenagers die from alcohol poisoning everyday. Has anyone ever died from marijuana poisoning? 3. Why do they make male and female razors? I have used my razor and John's razor interchangable, and I haven't really noticed a difference. Don't all razors do the same thing?

4. Why would anyone buy regular Oreos, when you could buy double stuffed Oreos? Personally, I think Nabisco should just get rid of regular Oreos. Doesn't double stuffed Oreos sound delicious? Or how about...A triple double stuffed Oreo courtesy of my lovely husband.

Boyfriend

Apparently, it was suppose to be nice out today. The weather lady said it was "picture prefect" outside. The dumb whore obviously isn't pregnant.

Thinking that it was a nice day, I walked Porgie to the park. I was sweating like a hog. I was so HOT. Seriously, by the time I got home my clothes were drenched with sweat.

Anyways, lets get back to the main point of this post. I took Porgie to the park, and was pleasantly surprised to see several other toddlers playing. I put Porgie down to walk around, when a little boy named Bruno started following her around.

This child was obsessed with my precious baby girl. He tried to give Porgie leaves and grass- she wasn't interested. He kept trying to touch her hair - she was too fast. He gave her about 56 hugs - still not very good at the whole balance thing, she just toppled over. Finally, he tried to kiss her - she ducked her head and waved her arms in protest.

Bruno had a crush on Porgie. Without a doubt, it was one of the cutest things I have ever seen.