Okay, so my children look nothing alike.  Every single person guessed correctly.  I think Guppy and Porgie both look like John.  Izzy resemb...

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I finally got my braces off.  I know I should be more excited, but I am not.  Everything was fine until I got my retainers on Monday.  OH MY...

Izzy drew a picture for me... It is kind of hard to see (he used Colorwonder markers on regular paper), but note the huge boobs. Lovely.

Remember when I told you about feeling guilty for never doing anything fun with the kids? Well Tuesday night the library was having story t...

For the first time since I had Guppy, I weighed myself. To my amazement, I have lost 20 pounds. Too bad that I gained too much and still h...

The bunk beds continue to wreak havoc on bedtime, but things are getting better. My children will not go straight to sleep, despite their l...

I went to visit my friend C and her new baby. OH MY GOD, newborn babies are so small! He was just the tiniest, cutest little thing in the ...

I was at Babies R Us this morning looking for some new nursing bras. While browsing around, I found this really cute dress... Except the th...

My son keeps shitting in his underwear. I have no idea why he is has suddenly decided to be an ass. Actually, I do have a theory as to why...

These lemon bars are sooooo delicious. They are time consuming and a pain in the ass to make, but they taste like little pieces of heaven r...

I had my teeth cleaned yesterday. I thought I was doing a really good job caring for my teeth, but apparently I am lacking in my brushing s...

Lately, I have been eating too much. Ice cream anyone? Lately, I never feel like cleaning or cooking or tending to my children. The laundr...

* Grandma has agreed to a three week stay in the hospital for rehabilitation. At first she was refusing physical therapy. Why are old peop...

My grandma's surgery went well. What a huge relief! I get unusually nervous about general anesthesia, and I am not really sure why. B...

Gosh, I suck at this whole blogging thing. I promised myself that I would blog M-F this week, yet somehow I completely missed Wednesday. D...

You know, you can never win a battle with children. They are evil little creatures, who know exactly how to make your life miserable. I th...

When Izzy was a baby, he had lots of GI problems. As a result, I was on a severely restricted diet (because of breastfeeding). There was v...

So, it snowed again. Gah! I used to freaking love the snow, but now? Not so much. Snow means we have to stay home. Snow means that my k...

I like routine. I like things to be the same. So big events, like traveling to Kentucky, can really throw me for a loop. Last week, even ...